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i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

lummist:

So I saw an edit of Amber from f(x) and this instantly crossed my mind it was just way too perfect.

lummist:

So I saw an edit of Amber from f(x) and this instantly crossed my mind it was just way too perfect.

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*

Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Brother: Really?
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Brother:
Me:
Brother: ???
Me: ... fine as hell.

cherrymato:

*me telling a bedtime story to my kids* And I shit you not, there was a fucking ostrich! He rapped to an ostrich!

no i am actually really terrified that no one will ever fall in love with me

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no

me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want